Groucho was no Dummy But His Dummy Is On Sale

Lover's of wisecracks have an unprecedented opportunity here, but I suspect they'll have to act fast. A company in New York City (where else?) has a Groucho ventriloquism dummy on sale for $38. There are all kinds of things one could do with a Groucho Doll. For instance, you could make a doorbell out of it: a little door opens, and Groucho says: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Or, you can take him to a party and make sure that no one forgets that Groucho once said: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Or, it might make a great gift for your daughter, or perhaps your Mother in Law. The opportunities seem endless.