As far as I was concerned, The Piano was a really bad movie. I still resent having lost two hours to that absurd contrivance. However, I now have the chance to make an entirely unoriginal comment about Truth Being Stranger than Fiction and must now draw your attention to The Piano Man.
Princess Cariboo also comes to mind when thinking about this news item, but I liked that delightful romp and don't at all mind being reminded of it.

